First Smile

I got David’s first smile today, which was rad.  He’s been following us with his eyes the last couple of days, but today was his first smile that wasn’t caused by gas, and Jess was there for it which was cool.  I was so pleased, but then he looked at me and called me a lard ass, which shocked me that not only could he talk, but also that he could say something that was not only hurtful, but also so COMPLETELY unnecesary.  I guess that the  next item on the agenda is going to be teaching my boy some “fatiquette” (how to talk & act towards fat-a’s).